Weekly Humorist Excerpts from Kafka’s The Metamorphosis, or from My Life as a Remote Worker? Points In Case My Writing Style Is Best Described as a Cross Between Every Great Writer Ever Slackjaw I Won’t Expect Much From My Future Wife, Just That She’s Perfect In Every Way Goodbye, My Pet Fly Little Old Lady Comedy I’m Your Fridge, And I Am Not Okay With This New Pair of $800 Glasses, My Identity Is Finally Complete The Offing The Haven The Great Muse Strike Defenestration To Try or Not to Try the Chipotle Aioli?
